IT'S THE HILARIOUS AND NEW "DO YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS?" SERIES
"THIS IS YOUR LIFE!" SERIES ... NEW, UNDERWAY, AND HILARIOUS!
Sunday
May172015

THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

IN PROGRESS

IT’S THE WILDLY FUNNY “THIS IS YOUR LIFE!” SERIES

 

WHAT PRECIOUS GIFTS THEY’LL MAKE FOR ANNOYING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES!

 

Various sizes … synthetic leading, house paint, industrial enamel, and garage floor sparkles on canvas

 

$200 each

 

INCLUDING …

 

I’ve fallen ... and I can’t reach my cigarettes!

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24 x 24 inches ... house paint, synthetic leading, and industrial enamel on canvas

 

 

Careful, my life contains distubring scenes and images.

 

Her snoring no longer soothes me.

 

Let’s not get a divorce but act like we did.

 

I know where Jesus is hiding.

 

I love it when you don’t do that.

 

I've taken up cigarette smoking!

 

My side boob IS bigger than my regular boob!

 

Why would anybody call you a warthog!

 

You’re exactly what Elvis liked.

 

Don’t be ridiculous!  I’d love to watch your sex tape!

 

I read palms ... with my tongue.

 

I remember all of my lies!

 

Remember to shave your toe knuckles, too!

 

TENNIS: 40 love that I don’t have a big butt like you.

 

Primal screaming really works!

 

Jesus is calling … on your iPhone.

 

We’ve become those two lunatic sisters you hear about!

 

He’s perfect except for his huge man boobs.

 

How come you don’t get sarcasm?

 

What!?  Jesus ISN’T coming?!   SOLD

 

Why would you tell me this information?

 

Honestly, you have absolutely nothing to lose.

 

UTILITY WORK … in my head.

 

See what marriage sex has done to you!

 

Less really is less.

 

You named your daughter “Vasectomy”?

 

Please, officer.

 

Boy, you sure do enjoy tooting!

 

Good timing!  Men like the big butt now.

 

Three tickets to Hell, please.

 

You used to be a street urchin?

 

Jesus saw your face in a piece of toast!

 

My doctor finally quit smoking!

 

Let’s start a nice rumor!

 

You would beat an alive horse.

 

We’re planning a vacation to Sodom and Gomorrah!

 

I’ll give birth when I’m ready.

 

I forgot my wedding vows!

 

I’ve been a virgin three times!

 

You’re so dang churchy!

 

Was marriage counseling fun?

 

Oh, girl. No. No. No. No way. That is not right at all.

 

You used to be trailer trash?

 

May I borrow your pool boy tonight?

 

Has anyone ever thought you were an outer space alien?

 

You got a happy beginning, too?

 

There’s no way you’re that stupid.

 

You got pregnant twenty minutes ago?

 

AND MANY MORE!  LIKE I SAID ...

WHAT PRECIOUS GIFTS THEY’LL MAKE FOR ANNOYING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES!