"THE REAL PALE GIRL WHO ALWAYS ARRIVES MID-SEMESTER"
36 x 36 inches
Acrylic on canvas
These creatures are always more fascinating ... than algebra!
BE PREPARED TO BE CREEPED OUT!
I've been called by my classmates and school counselors that I'm a conundrum wrapped in a mystery bound by a riddle which has been purified by a paradox that's been nurtured by my enigma. I don't know what you're talking about
I'm not an Army brat. My mother's in the Witness Protection Program
Sorry, I only date older men
No, I don't want to be president of the weirdo club
You scare me more
At my last school they called me the Sphinx. At the school before that they called me Zero Gravity
I guess you know your cheerleader girlfriend is cheating on you with eight other guys
Married Baptist preachers find me irresistable
If you want exotic ... be very prepared
If I remember to take these three pills every morning my future's assured