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Saturday
Apr272013

THE REAL PALE GIRL WHO ALWAYS ARRIVES MID-SEMESTER

 

 

"THE REAL PALE GIRL WHO ALWAYS ARRIVES MID-SEMESTER"

$500

36 x 36 inches

Acrylic on canvas

 

These creatures are always more fascinating ... than algebra!

 

BE PREPARED TO BE CREEPED OUT!

I've been called by my classmates and school counselors that I'm a conundrum wrapped in a mystery bound by a riddle which has been purified by a paradox that's been nurtured by my enigma. I don't know what you're talking about

I'm not an Army brat. My mother's in the Witness Protection Program

Sorry, I only date older men

No, I don't want to be president of the weirdo club

You scare me more

At my last school they called me the Sphinx. At the school before that they called me Zero Gravity

I guess you know your cheerleader girlfriend is cheating on you with eight other guys

Married Baptist preachers find me irresistable

If you want exotic ... be very prepared

If I remember to take these three pills every morning my future's assured

 

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