"THE KOOLEST TEACHER EVER: Mrs. Betty Smithsonian"
A Two Panel Work Purchased Together With "And So Many Years Later ... Still Prudently Guiding America's Youth" at $1,000
36 x 36 inches
Acrylic and oil on canvas
She never wears the same outfit twice! She changes her hair color every full moon! Every day she doles out tough love to the students who need it the most ... which is dang everybody!
MRS. SMITHSONIAN SURE DOES CARE ...
Y'all, help me prepare for the school year ... raise your hands if your parents are morons!
Belinda, let's get real here. Do you really need a counselor or an exorcist?
Oh my God! Marty really does rhyme with farty! Perfectly!
Lester, do the nation a favor ... please don't produce offspring.
Kevin, allow me to confirm your obvious psycho-sexual fantasy hopes and dreams ... yes, my husband's a freak in the bed and in the kitchen!
Way to go, Tammy! Your mid-term zero matches your nose ring!
Well, well ... in the fifty-eight year history of our school we finally have our first dog-ugly homecoming queen. Thanks a lot, Jennifer!
Guys, for Christmas this year ... merlot or pino grigio ... or something cute from Victoria's Secret!
Dwayne, sweetie ... you got the wrong memo. School is for making friends!
Who'd like to check me for ticks?
WHOA! Mrs. Smithsonian is slap hung over this mornin' ... let's watch a movie!
Go to the second panel, "... And So Many Years Later ... Still Prudently Guiding America's Youth"