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Jan202014

THE JESUS FISH

 

 

"THE JESUS FISH"

SOLD

36 x 48 x 1.25 inches

Industrial enamel and house paint on canvas.  The sides are painted in a fish skin pattern.

 

THE JESUS FISH IS SPEAKING TO YOU

I will always love you.  Sure.  No problem.  But I don't like you right now ... and you dang well know why.

 

SWIM STRAIGHT, BELOVED.

Swim with The Jesus Fish Today!

 

Small, "secret" messages ...

YOU PICK YOUR NOSE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING. THE JESUS FISH KNOWS THIS, OF COURSE.

BOY HOWDY ... AIN'T THAT ALWAYS A TOUCHY SUBJECT.

DID YOU KNOW ... FISH ARE UNABLE TO SWIM BACKWARDS.

IT'S MY TURN TO HOOK YOU.

COME ON IN ... THE WATER'S MINE ... AND YOURS.

MY BAIT IS AN AWESOME BUFFET.

WILL YOU SWIM WITH ME?  HERE ... TAKE MY FIN.