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Friday
Dec282012

THAT 8TH GRADE KID EVERYBODY THINKS LOOKS LIKE A SPACE ALIEN

 

"THAT 8th GRADE KID EVERYBODY THINKS LOOKS LIKE A SPACE ALIEN"

$500

36 x 36 inches

Acrylic and oil on canvas

They study social studies and rocket science among us!  For a reason!  In the case of "Herbie Ledford" ... is he really a space alien or not?  Jimmy Foster knows the truth!

 

THE MESSAGES ... 

The school nurse and the assistant principal have thoroughly examined me on a number of occasions, disproving your outrageous theories.

My name is not Zotar.  It's Herbie Ledford and I live on Elm Street like billions of other earthlings.

My clothes are purchased at J.C. Penney like billions of other earthlings.

No, I don't view humans as food.

Yes, I can read your mind.  That I can do.

No, Mrs. Morgan is not a space alien.  Trust me.  But I'm watching Mrs. Nurdburger very carefully.

So I scored 428 points in the basketball game.  I was lucky.

Even if I had a mother ship it wouldn't be parked at the Walmart.

Fine, cats constantly hiss at me.  You get used to it.

How would I know, Herbie Ledford of Elm Street, if the flag of the United States of America is still stuck in the moon.  I'm not a vexillologist.

Boy, that Jimmy Foster kid sure has been absent from school for a long time! (while an arrow points at the suspicious lump in Herbie's throat)

Oh-kay ... I'm a space alien!  Deal with it!

 

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