"THAT 8th GRADE KID EVERYBODY THINKS LOOKS LIKE A SPACE ALIEN"
36 x 36 inches
Acrylic and oil on canvas
They study social studies and rocket science among us! For a reason! In the case of "Herbie Ledford" ... is he really a space alien or not? Jimmy Foster knows the truth!
THE MESSAGES ...
The school nurse and the assistant principal have thoroughly examined me on a number of occasions, disproving your outrageous theories.
My name is not Zotar. It's Herbie Ledford and I live on Elm Street like billions of other earthlings.
My clothes are purchased at J.C. Penney like billions of other earthlings.
No, I don't view humans as food.
Yes, I can read your mind. That I can do.
No, Mrs. Morgan is not a space alien. Trust me. But I'm watching Mrs. Nurdburger very carefully.
So I scored 428 points in the basketball game. I was lucky.
Even if I had a mother ship it wouldn't be parked at the Walmart.
Fine, cats constantly hiss at me. You get used to it.
How would I know, Herbie Ledford of Elm Street, if the flag of the United States of America is still stuck in the moon. I'm not a vexillologist.
Boy, that Jimmy Foster kid sure has been absent from school for a long time! (while an arrow points at the suspicious lump in Herbie's throat)
Oh-kay ... I'm a space alien! Deal with it!