"MIGRATORY BIRD ACT"
16 x 20 inches
Industrial enamel and jail grey primer on canvas
No, Jay didn’t get awarded a master’s in business administration, although he does have a master’s degree in ornithology, which made sense to the arresting officers … who pulled Jay over because he crossed state lines in a VW van crammed with flapping and squawking coots, fruit doves, and tree pipits.
Jay said he had no idea how all these endangered birds got in his van. And then, like most folks, Jay resisted arrest and got thrown onto the warm asphalt.