IT’S THE HILARIOUS “DO YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS?” SERIES
Various sizes … synthetic leading, house paint, industrial enamel, and garage floor sparkles on canvas
$2,000 for the entire 22 piece series … or $200 per piece
WHAT PRECIOUS GIFTS THEY’LL MAKE FOR ANNOYING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES!
What’s that awful smell? SOLD
No cure for that is imminent.
You got a vasectomy … for twenty bucks!
The cat litter is for me. SOLD
Individual results may vary.
The results of hotel surgery.
Surely no one will notice.
Do you have these symptoms?
Very few people benefit from enjoying their own lemonade.
Some hair products have huge consequences. SOLD
Does anybody else know?
What’s happening … you know … uh … down there?
Do you really have ants in your pants?
Please, dear God, get back on your meds. SOLD
Was your uh-oh moment hideous? (Yes)
What, exactly, is wrong with you?
You have too many.