IT'S THE HILARIOUS AND NEW "DO YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS?" SERIES
"THIS IS YOUR LIFE!" SERIES ... NEW, UNDERWAY, AND HILARIOUS!
Wednesday
May132015

DO YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS?

NEW ART!

 IT’S THE HILARIOUS “DO YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS?” SERIES

 

Various sizes … synthetic leading, house paint, industrial enamel, and garage floor sparkles on canvas

 

$2,000 for the entire 22 piece series … or $200 per piece

 

 WHAT PRECIOUS GIFTS THEY’LL MAKE FOR ANNOYING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES!

 

What’s that awful smell?  SOLD

 

No cure for that is imminent.

 

You got a vasectomy … for twenty bucks!

 

The cat litter is for me.  SOLD

 

Individual results may vary.

 

The results of hotel surgery.

 

Surely no one will notice.

 

Do you have these symptoms?

 

Very few people benefit from enjoying their own lemonade.

 

Some hair products have huge consequences.  SOLD

 

Does anybody else know?

 

What’s happening … you know … uh … down there?

 

Do you really have ants in your pants?

 

Please, dear God, get back on your meds.  SOLD

 

Was your uh-oh moment hideous?  (Yes)

 

What, exactly, is wrong with you?

 

You have too many.