IT'S THE HILARIOUS AND NEW "DO YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS?" SERIES
"THIS IS YOUR LIFE!" SERIES ... NEW, UNDERWAY, AND HILARIOUS!
Sunday
Jan202013

AND SO MANY YEARS LATER ...

"... AND SO MANY YEARS LATER ... STILL PRUDENTLY GUIDING AMERICA'S YOUTH"

A Two Panel Work Purchased Together With "The Koolest Teacher Ever" at $1,000

SOLD

36 x 36 inches

Acrylic and oil on canvas

She's living proof of what happens when you teach teenagers for a whole lot of years.  The last few victims get the benefit of Mrs. Smithsonian's wisdom ... and the mysticism given off by her mole that got a whole lot bigger.

 

MRS. SMITHSONIAN SURE DOES STILL CARE A LOT ...

My husband gave me a butt-load of money for a boob job ... I blew it all on shoes!

Tiffani, your mother used to sit in that very desk!  She was a mindless bimbo, too!

Oh, Lenny ... thank you for inviting me to your bar mitzvah ... mind if I kill myself first!

This year for the yearbook I've decided to pose nude.

Timmy, honey ... you know there are better places for a kid like you ... they're called county jails and insane asylums!

Who thinks Hemingway was a homo?

Boy do your gums start shrinking when you hit twenty-nine!

I hear y'all are dissecting cats in Mrs. Morgan's class.  The poor cats!

My favorite students of all time?  Sure ... they were all in my free periods!

 

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