"... AND SO MANY YEARS LATER ... STILL PRUDENTLY GUIDING AMERICA'S YOUTH"
A Two Panel Work Purchased Together With "The Koolest Teacher Ever" at $1,000
36 x 36 inches
Acrylic and oil on canvas
She's living proof of what happens when you teach teenagers for a whole lot of years. The last few victims get the benefit of Mrs. Smithsonian's wisdom ... and the mysticism given off by her mole that got a whole lot bigger.
MRS. SMITHSONIAN SURE DOES STILL CARE A LOT ...
My husband gave me a butt-load of money for a boob job ... I blew it all on shoes!
Tiffani, your mother used to sit in that very desk! She was a mindless bimbo, too!
Oh, Lenny ... thank you for inviting me to your bar mitzvah ... mind if I kill myself first!
This year for the yearbook I've decided to pose nude.
Timmy, honey ... you know there are better places for a kid like you ... they're called county jails and insane asylums!
Who thinks Hemingway was a homo?
Boy do your gums start shrinking when you hit twenty-nine!
I hear y'all are dissecting cats in Mrs. Morgan's class. The poor cats!
My favorite students of all time? Sure ... they were all in my free periods!