IT'S THE HILARIOUS AND NEW "DO YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS?" SERIES
"THIS IS YOUR LIFE!" SERIES ... NEW, UNDERWAY, AND HILARIOUS!
Wednesday
Dec122012

VIBRANT, ENERGETIC, AND HILARIOUS ORIGINAL OR COMMISSIONED FOLK AND ABSTRACT ART FOR YOUR HOME, OFFICE, BAR, HOTEL, OR RESTAURANT. CUSTOMER SERVICE OUT THE WATOOSIE!

 

May 22, 2015

 

WELCOME AJC DEAL SPOTTERS!

Enjoy 50% off the listed price of any piece on the site. 

The Deal Spotter offer is good for ALL art lovers until May 31, 2015

Thanks for visiting … and enjoy some of the most funny and quirky abstract and folk art in Georgia!

Contact Todd at toddsentell@hotmail.com

 

NEW ART!

IT’S THE HILARIOUS “DO YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS?” SERIES

Various sizes … synthetic leading, house paint, industrial enamel, and garage floor sparkles on canvas

 

WHAT PRECIOUS GIFTS THEY’LL MAKE FOR ANNOYING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES!


 

What’s that awful smell?

SOLD.  Can I make one for you, too?  For your kitchen, bathroom, or mother-in-law suite?

 

No cure for that is imminent.

 

You got a vasectomy … for twenty bucks!

 

The cat litter is for me.  SOLD

 

Individual results may vary.

 

The results of hotel surgery.

 

Surely no one will notice.

 

Do you have these symptoms?

 

Very few people benefits from enjoying their own lemonade.

 

Some hair products have huge consequences.  SOLD

 

Does anybody else know?

 

What’s happening … you know … uh … down there?

 

Do you really have ants in your pants?

 

Please, dear God, get back on your meds.  SOLD

 

Was your uh-oh moment hideous?  (Yes)

 

What, exactly, is wrong with you?

 

You have too many.

 

 AND IN PROGRESS!

IT’S THE WILDLY FUNNY “THIS IS YOUR LIFE!" SERIES

 

EXACTLY ... WHAT PRECIOUS GIFTS THEY’LL MAKE FOR ANNOYING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES!

 

Various sizes … synthetic leading, house paint, industrial enamel, and garage floor sparkles on canvas

 

INCLUDING

 

I’ve fallen ... and I can’t reach my cigarettes!

COMMISSIONED/SOLD

24 x 24 inches ... house paint, garage floor sparkles, synthetic leading, and industrial enamel on canvas


 

Her snoring no longer soothes me.

 

Let’s not get a divorce but act like we did.

 

I know where Jesus is hiding.

 

I love it when you don’t do that.

 

I've taken up cigarette smoking!

 

My side boob IS bigger than my regular boob!

 

Why would anybody call you a warthog!

 

You’re exactly what Elvis liked.

 

Don’t be ridiculous!  I’d love to watch your sex tape!

 

Primal screaming really works!

 

TENNIS: 40 love that I don’t have a big butt like you.

 

Jesus is calling … on your iPhone.

 

We’ve become those two lunatic sisters you hear about!

 

He’s perfect except for his huge man boobs.

 

How come you don’t get sarcasm?

 

What!?  Jesus ISN’T coming?!

 

Why would you tell me this information?

 

I read palms ... with my tongue.

 

Honestly, you have absolutely nothing to lose.

 

I remember all of my lies!

 

UTILITY WORK … in my head.

 

See what marriage sex has done to you!

 

Remember to shave your toe knuckles, too!

 

Less really is less.

 

You named your daughter “Vasectomy”?

 

Please, officer.

 

Boy, you sure do enjoy tooting!

 

Good timing!  Men like the big butt now.

 

Three tickets to Hell, please.

 

You used to be a street urchin?

 

Jesus saw your face in a piece of toast!

 

My doctor finally quit smoking!

 

Let’s start a nice rumor!

 

You would beat an alive horse.

 

We’re planning a vacation to Sodom and Gomorrah!

 

I’ll give birth when I’m ready.

 

I forgot my wedding vows!

 

I’ve been a virgin three times!

 

You’re so dang churchy!

 

Was marriage counseling fun?

 

Oh, girl. No. No. No. No way. That is not right at all.

 

You used to be trailer trash?

 

May I borrow your pool boy tonight?

 

Has anyone ever thought you were an outer space alien?

 

You got a happy beginning, too?

 

There’s no way you’re that stupid.

 

You got pregnant twenty minutes ago?

 

AND MANY MORE!  LIKE I SAID ...

WHAT PRECIOUS GIFTS THEY’LL MAKE FOR ANNOYING FRIENDS AND RELATIVES!